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I must add these books to my 'must-read' list.... which is longer than Hwy 1.
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I am not a figment of your imagination.
I will not go away.
Whine and crow all you want
But one day you will pay.
Shruikan is a killer....
I've wanted to meet him for a long time now, and I pray that I'm not disappointed. Two books I've gone without him, and now the third one must bring him out....
But if he doesn't demolish Saphira, I'll be upset....he's about a century old, I believe, and thus that gives him a lot more experience than Saphira....
Yeah....
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"Put an apple on your head, and we'll find out how good I am!"
When Toph punches Aang, it's called chemistry; when Mai teases Zuko, it's called insensitivity.
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"By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe."
"Dont ask for it; go win it on your own. Do that and you'll succeed."
Old account ~shadowstarrz
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Emerald, Wahotts, Mali, Vix, Stang, Kackles, and more! Join the Muraco Wolves TODAY!
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Get Rizzed Babe
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If all our life is but a dream, fantastic posing greed then we should feed our jewelry to the sea for diamonds do appear to be just like broken glass to me <3
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Ta-iki wa somaru akaku nureta yubisaki ni habatakenu chou no namida
Red soaked fingertips dye the atmosphere with fluttering butterfly tears
Anyway, keep up the good work, mate.
~Zixtank
xD
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Not perfect, but singular xD
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