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It was patience that we had and the miles we had left that held us there until we could let go. I was born in nineteen eighty-nine, and it'll be over soon. No moon children or people's sun, or ringing in my ears when I felt that awful news.
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"wake up, sweetie."
"What, mommy?"
"I SAID DRESS THE FUCK UP"
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"'Well, then', the Cat went on. 'You see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'"
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"'Well, then', the Cat went on. 'You see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'"
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Its all I see Please take it Its holding me,.Its more than me, .its killing me.Please take it away.I run it follows I speak it swallows I love,it breaks me. Its under me, Please take it away.Its watching me, Please take it awayblack light burns
Wow. I really like the intensity of this picture.
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If you see death and fear him, he will pounce and snatch you away to your afterlife, but if you see death and are not afraid of him, he will greet you like an old friend taking you hand-in-hand to the next world. -Anonymous(icon by ~KiraraGirl)
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"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Theres too much fraternizing with the enemy. " ~ Henry Kissinger
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"'Well, then', the Cat went on. 'You see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'"
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"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Theres too much fraternizing with the enemy. " ~ Henry Kissinger
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